Anonymous asked: Hemingway/Fitzgerald. Of the two, who would you fuck and who would you marry, and why?
well, if i were a woman, i’d fuck Fitzgerald ‘cause he’s the better writer, he’s very careful with details, so he’d probably work really hard at making sure i’m completely satisfied. Plus, i’m sure he’d need a break from Zelda.
However, if i were a homosexual, i’d fuck Hemingway because 1) he was probably a homosexual anyway and 2) he’d know how to treat a man.
Oh, I forgot to say who i’d marry.
Fitzgerald, all the way.
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innermedley said:
Fantastic response.
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